i need to piss
i left my key card at my friends place over the weekend and made that discovery this morning on my way to work. so what? well, i can’t use the bathroom fearing that i won’t be able to get back in. so i’ve made it through a whole day’s of work without using the boy’s room (never really liked calling it the boy’s room…i can do it because i look relatively young but if a larry craig kinda guy came up to me and told me he was using the boy’s room…then i’d cringe).
anyhow/ways/who….lots have happened. john edwards, that poor sucker, doesn’t know when to give up. it’s like everytime he gets kicked in the nuts, he’s like “nope, it’s only made me stronger.” he’s got no race card to play. no gender card to play. no nothin’, nada, zilch….he’s a white male and these days, that gets you nowhere.
(that’s what i hear)
well, i’m totally looking forward to this rebate check come june or something. $600 dollars. how awesome is that? $1,200 if you’re a couple and an additional $300 for each kid you have. apparently, as my boss said, children are half people.
so in a few weeks a few friends and i are going to go skiing. and in such excitement i went online and bought a bunch of ski stuff and i came upon this…
these are not your ordinary goggles. these are ASIAN FIT goggles. yes, my friends…Oakley now makes goggles fit for the asian face! the bridge of the goggles is narrower, the face is a bit flatter…it’s fricken amazing. finally, goggles meant for my face! no longer am i held captive by white man standards when it comes to my face wear. hurrah!
when i told my friend maria this she replied: “you totally got sold”
and something inside me tells me….yah, i got sold….but c’mon people…ASIAN FIT GOGGLES!!!
