McMachismo: Do Right by Eating Left

So apparently, Republicans enjoy running each over with buses.  Bill Hunningham, a conservative radio talk show host, is bitching at McCain for attacking him for calling Barack Obama: “Barack Hussein Obama.”  His words exactly:

“All was well after an hour when John McCain threw me under the bus, under the straight talk express.  I got thrown under the bus!”

Here’s the bus that ran over Bill Hunningham:

For those who don’t remember, when Senator Larry “Widestance” Craig, tried to fit his ass under a bathroom divider but instead found an undercover sex sting cop, he was booted from ex-republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s campaign committee, there’s were his exact words:

“Romney threw me under the bus, backed up, and ran me over again”

And here’s the bus that ran over Senator Larry “Wide Stance” Craig:

Buses running over republican conservatives are the least of the party’s concern.

Democrats are actually shocked that Congress will actually start debating and discussing - a stray from the founding father’s true intent of our great Capitol: politiking.  Gasp, so you actually will have a debate with us! Is this what it takes for news to report surprised Congresspeople?

News after news, Obama seems to be the envitable champion of the universe, and by universe I mean the democratic party.  By envitable I mean Hillary oh so sad right now.  I actually really do feel bad for her.  If someone were to get pity points, it’d her.  She’s been preparing for this election for years and years since her days in the White House will Bill.  Then out of no where comes this junior senator from Illinois and wham!

Rice, like a good American diplomat (and much like most college graduated Asian Americans before becoming employed) go on a whirlwind trip to Asia to discuss sex and identity struggle (ok, that ones a stretch on North and South Korea’s nuclear issue)

Finally, this Korean American girl can stand in line with Sarah Chang as the only two Korean girls whose parents endless abusive tirades of “PRACTICE YOUR VIOLIN” paid off.  The rest, good luck w/ Juliard (or however way you spell it) – you can play at my wedding.

The Politico’s great coverage on the Republican’s inabiliy to raise campaign funds.  The article begine with House Minority Leader Boehner telling his GOP members to get off their “dead asses” and ends with a hopeful “We can do this.”  Yah, this pretty much sums how their situation is…sore asses from sitting comfortably the past eight years.  Or in Senator Craig’s situation, from trying to fit under a bathroom stall.

Oh, and more evidence that the Capitol building we built from our tax dollars is actually a museum.  Who was the silly person who spread rumors that it was actually meant for debate.  Losers.